reblog if you’re an asshole
"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"
perfect gif is perfect
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD
This is me 👌
When I need to reach the word count.
when you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
*friends eyes are watering for no reason*
"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"
"…..when did I tell you that"
"…….like…..two years ago"
this is how i feel with everyone, im like the only one who remembers these things
I sat next to this boy in my year that I’m friends with in biology two years ago and why were doing work on dominant and recessive alleles and he said to me that he was the only one in his family with blue eyes so we joked about his alleles. Then not to long ago I brought it up for some reason and he said “Omg, how do you know that” and it was just like you told me… two years ago…
- disabled person: i am happy
- abled person: excuse me, but i think you should be suffering. please start suffering. you being happy is bad. only suffering.
- disabled person: i am upset
- abled person: please do not complain. be cheerful. you should be grateful for everything. only smiles